my testimonials

51-60

2005-10-02T11:44:00.000-07:00

CJC Athletics, Saturday, August 20, 2005:

How can we 4get de endless torture sessions of trg n no.of outings we had,de conflicts we came across with 1 another,de loud cheers made when our athletes ran,de concern when some1 in the team got injured,de birthday parties n bashes,de gossips abt others,de joy when playing Frisbee,bktball etc,de sense of achievement we had when cj won,de naggings we suffered when coach turned mad n de amt of hard work we put 2 lift Team Cj 2 where it is Today!Those moments will nvr vanish 4rm our hearts 4 de rest of our life!However all these comes 2 an end.We might nvr get de chance 2 enjoy these moments with de same Team.But deep inside we noe tt there will nvr be a Team equivalent 2 dIS!Surely we've done Cj proud.Hold ur heads high up ppl.De Team would be nothing w/out u!4ever,dis Memories will live on.Thanks Everyone 4 Being Part of Us!
"Only in de agony of partin do we look into de depths of love.There re no good-byes,wherever we re,u'll always be in my heart"-CJ ATHLETICS 04/05 FOREVER

Stanley, Tuesday, August 09, 2005:

SE WEI!!!

I saw you tt day!! And you saw me too!!

Wahahaha

-LuKe-, Friday, June 17, 2005:

BOy: hey luke where do u stay??
LUKE: Telok blangah WAY!! wad bout u??
BOY: se WAY!!!
haha haha!!! oh my i should really be a
comedian!!

jun-jie-, Sunday, June 12, 2005:

WhAHAHA!!! Thanks for the medal bro..
ALL THANKS TO U!!!

LOve u lots.
-jun jie

Angie, Sunday, June 12, 2005:

HEY drumSTICKS:)
well done for wings man! relay run was
absolutely suPERB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-LuKe-, Sunday, June 12, 2005:

do u ever realise tat u n both Sir robby
robson n sir Alex

ferguson

r all in common.
ASK ME!! why why u n them r in
COMMON???

ANS: becoz

name also has a SIR in
front SIR wei!!(sewei)
MUAHAHA!! HAHA!! im so hilarious!!

SyLviA, Sunday, June 05, 2005:

i agree with stan. loll =)

Ganeshan, Thursday, June 02, 2005:

Heyo Drumstick! Se Wei is jus
Somebody Soooooooo Unique! First of
all, he has got white hair at the age of
18! Wow! Secondly, he has an attached
drumstick on his leg. Thirdly he can give
the most disgusting kiss!!! Haha!!! Well
Se Wei despite all this specail qualities,
still stays as a humble n as a
respectable captain who does his work
properly. Salutes to u for tt man. Well

spikes looks nice on u ok. And maybe
tts because u Dun look nice enough!!!
Haha jus kiddin. U noe i'm jus playin? Of

Cos

U re Handsome Rite? Haha. Well
train hard man n make sure we win
something this year. If not i m jus gonna
eat up

DRUMSTICK brother! So
Better Put

Drumsticks to Good
Use!!!!!! Muacks:)

Stanley, Sunday, May 29, 2005:

U look gay in tt chingay foto... Lolz

Aaron, Friday, May 20, 2005:

se wei is a bastard. never show me
mercy on the street court. bastard.

cheers

41-50

2005-10-02T11:40:00.000-07:00

HuishAn, Thursday, May 19, 2005:

happy birthday!! :):)

HeRO Z, Thursday, May 19, 2005:

o...yoz...happy
birthdae..lol...cheers!...18 yr old le
worz....can smoke n drink
liao..muahhaha...good luck to
u...CHEERS!

John, Thursday, May 19, 2005:

u're overage!!! no more underage
clubbing for u

SyLviA, Thursday, May 19, 2005:

19th May' 05:

~~:HAPPY 18th BIRTHDAY DUDE:~~

hahahaha..havee funnnnnnnnnnn yaaa....

TakE caRe aLwayzzz!!! =))

-syl-

Yong Teng, Thursday, May 19, 2005:

happy 18th birthday! *MUACKS* we can
go geylang together now. :)

Qing faye, Tuesday, May 10, 2005:

hAHA woops happy belated mother's
day to u too!!
hey im hungry now...I WANT CHICKEN
DRUMSTICKS!!haha..

inami, Monday, May 09, 2005:

ur bird very naughty..bite ppl..

ash, Sunday, May 08, 2005:

happy gobi's birthday

Angie, Sunday, May 08, 2005:

HAHA. u should add "Sophie" in
the "about me" section. apart from kelly
clarkson, i see HER photo THERE TOO.
SEWEI U SNEAKY CHICKEN
DRUMSTICK. HAPPY MOTHERS DAY
TOO (:

Jun wei, Sunday, May 08, 2005:

hot dogs VS pear

31-40

2005-10-02T11:27:00.000-07:00

VANESSA, Monday, April 04, 2005:

just looking at

photos make me
laugh. haha

Angie, Friday, April 01, 2005:

chicken-drumstick-lookalike-calves.
YUMMY. running behind u during warm
up makes me and faye really hungry all
the time. ANYWAYS. thanks for always
being so NICE. like saj said. so very
nice (= stop hidin ure legs. haha

sajeev, Saturday, March 26, 2005:

john is nice, so very nice.

HeRO Z, Tuesday, March 22, 2005:

hahaha...sewei is good...we all love him
very much..becoz he very
cute...ahahaha....

shanghao, Saturday, February 26, 2005:

he's got a scary looking penis.

HeRO Z, Sunday, February 13, 2005:

hi!..hmm....let me see....sewei is a
naturally talented soccer player whu can
score like pele n dribble like maradonna
n save goals like
kahn....hahahaha....abit exaggrated
liao...but its
true!...hahaha...anyway...happy new
yr....gong xi fa cai...wish u fly n soar
higher in the chicken yr...gong xi gong xi

Bernard, Thursday, December 30, 2004:

this guy can give zidane a run for his
money anyday. haha one of the best
playmakers around. hmmm.. sewei is a
darn kewl and friendly guy to hang
around with lar. i see no reason why
gals aint falling for him. ohhh 1 more
thing he really runs like the wind. hahaha

Benjamin, Saturday, December 18, 2004:

Se lang is a horny idiot, has fetish for
old ladies. haha joking =)
this dude here is actually my primary
sch classmate, lost contact with him like
say, 5 years then manage to find him in
friendster again. haha.
lets visit the old folks at ats one day.

cheers~ .merry xams.

claire-obscure, Saturday, December 11, 2004:

haha! thx for that card. i saw it and
indeed love it very much! thx for the
wishing!

Koh Chi Bao, Friday, December 03, 2004:

Anthony says his kuku jiao can reach his
mouth

21-30

2005-10-02T11:23:00.000-07:00

CharAnt, Thursday, December 02, 2004:

Ian told me he ejaculated while
wearing diapers.

Koh Chi Bao, Wednesday, December 01, 2004:

Anthony says entrance to watch strip
show is $20 US lap dance is $40 he
also told me its good.. its good....

CharAnt, Wednesday, December 01, 2004:

Ian told me that his dick itch every now
and then.

inami, Friday, November 12, 2004:

so sexy

legs..everytime spread open
so wide for me :) muacks.

SyLviA, Sunday, October 03, 2004:

Oii dude! This is a great friend of mine!
Hmm..Long time since I talked to ya i
guess..hauhauhau..Niwae jux wanna
sae gd luck for

upcoming xams
kaex...HUhauhaua..At least be
hardworking for this once for

exams
kaex..LoL...cyaa~ =P

VANESSA, Monday, August 23, 2004:

i realized that it has been more than a
month since you have a new testimonial
so here is another one for you - se wei
is mean to me cuz he doesn't laugh at
my hilarious jokes... however he is a Mr
Nice Guy who doesn't mind me
cracking jokes about his not-so-black
hair... haha... you owe me a better testi
(monial) not testicle... hehe... =)

euNiceNgiam, Wednesday, July 21, 2004:

physcotic smile. haha. how are u,
chairman. haha! haven't seen u around
for so long, despite the fact that u
know there's something called "64".
haha. damm fast runner, good soccer
player, physcotic, hornyB! hahha. tc!

claire-obscure, Wednesday, July 07, 2004:

and thanks for the testi u've wrote.
he's someone who i guess i've never
tok before to. someone who is a
mystery in my life. someone yet i'm
sure is popular, who jokes around with
friends and so on. someone who leaves
me a deep impression for his legs are
juz un-imaginable.. he's definitely a
good runner, a good tracker! btw, did
u saw me online? hmm, i don't think so
coz i don't have

e-mail add?
anyway, this someone is simply a
wonderful lad to mix with. try it!
(u'll know it ;) rock on too!

jOey-fied, Wednesday, June 30, 2004:

a tracker with a pair of muscular legs
with powerrr, winning loads of tophys
and medals already, i guess? lols.
great command of the English language.
[thanks for our Devil Teacher]
*envious *zzZ nothing much to say
about him, i guess. humorous, quiet at
times, but den again, not. *hees take
care, cause peeps care! run!

SyLviA, Friday, June 18, 2004:

---FRIENDS FOREVER---

11-20

2005-10-02T11:18:00.000-07:00

Priscilla, Sunday, May 23, 2004:

He carries a Ai Tong Primary's shoebag
proudly, wears a tight with holes
casually for cjc's track and field
heats and speaks 'ah-pekly' ...
presenting you ... Ng Se Wei ... but
within the ah-pek exterior, lies a
really nice guy with no sense of
humour at all. Sorry to say, but this
guy jokes really cannot make it. A
good athlete, realli proud of him when
he comes in first ... rock on Ah Lian¬

HeRO Z, Tuesday, May 18, 2004:

hey!!....happy birthday!!....tml is

birthday liao rite!!...aLthough its
not 12mn yet...ayiya....but its just a
matter of a few
hours...haha....:)....good luck!!

Jason, Saturday, April 17, 2004:

Se WEI~~!!! HAHA..a vEri NicE gUy.. We
WeRE In The SaME ClaSS fOr 2 YrS( sEc 3
And 4) But SeC 3 We SelDom TalK Maybe
LesS tHan 5 SecTenCes..Lolx.. BuT aFtEr
I SaT BeHind Him, We BecAme CloSer.. He
Is A JoKeR..FeeLs ComForTAble tOking To
Him Ya.. HaHA..We'Re In The SaME
JC..lolx.. MuZ KeEp In CoNtaCt kzz!!
He"s A gReat FrEn yA..

quanBao, Saturday, April 03, 2004:

sewei ah seiwei..dis guy ar..noe him
for lk 3yrs le..hahas nice fren
man..soccer kaki too..soccer pro
man..play street soccer,de ball lk
magnet stick to his legs lk tat..hahas
some more he's a v patient fren lor i
wld say..always dere 4u if u eva need a
listenin ear..n always when he tok
until half,i always jus cut into de
conversation n say wad i wana say..n
den he'll jus listen nicely..hahas is
always v rude of me lor.sorry dude..anw
haf fun in cjc n all de best to u in A
division..u can do it k..score more
goals..boy..yupxz hope u can find

dream ger soon too..gd
luck..ciaoxz..sure win 1..17th april
match..hahas gers out dere..dun wait to
grab him hor..b4 u regret..coz dere's
only 1 sewei..not 2..

CharAnt, Monday, March 29, 2004:

Ng Se Wei.. this guy has been a real
close fren of mine since sec1.. he is
really nice to be with.. and support
the same football club as me.. (nOne
other than mAn utd!) Haha.. i would
welcome u to come over here to study
man.. and maybe continue

track
career here! Haha alright im jus
kidding.. well, i still rem u r the
first person in outram who asked me to
play soccer when i was jus transferred
in.. had really fun then, and rem tt
we were always in the same team
against the seniors! (and we beat them
easily!, except for jefri's team)
haha.. Also, this guy is damn ***king
smart.. he can absorb things so fast..
jus lyk maybe i'm pentium 1 he's
pentium 4 ! And for our sch relay
team.. my position from 4th leg
demoted to 1st leg while he was
promoted from 1st leg to 4th leg!
Haha.. and since sec 3 i cant beat him
in running animore.. wah lau y u
improve so much and i cant improve
one.. Damn it! haha.. how i wish
the 'R4' can compete again in the
nationals! i won't forget the
atmosphere of national finals when we
were in sec 2! what an achievement
right!? Haha.. Okay last but not
least.. this damn guy is still
single.. god damn it.. CJ girls are u
gals blind or wad.. he's gonna be a
real gd boyfren.. (sewei u should
lower

expection too!) haha.. okay
gd luck in everything dude.. (studies,
soccer, track, relationship,
brotherhood, etc ) U GO GIRL!!
(oPps..)

Erick, Sunday, March 28, 2004:

hello alian... sorry so late then i
write

testi.. this great soccer
player is really great man.. haha..
one of the best player that outram
has.. too bad there is no soccer club
in schl.. sux... haha.. noe him since
sec 3, play soccer together after
schl.. i wont forget that moment
man...we lost to 4/4.. hehe.. his
acdemic is great oso, u beat me in
o's.. so sad...ok then. hope can meet
u guys soon.. and play soccer once
more...take care always.. if u train
hard, i will train harder.. hehe.. cya
alian or alien...

Robin, Saturday, March 06, 2004:

Ng Se Wei A.K.A Ng Ah Lian....A Truly
remarkable man in the making....An
intelligent boy/girl? who enters our
alma mater Outram Secondary School
with a high score of 239!But it seems
like u got polluted by us and in the
end didn't score that well 4 our 'O'
LvL(i SERIOUSLY thought u were gonna
get like 12points u knoe!u disappoint
me!lolx....)Ok....cut the crap
short....Se Wei is like a big brother
to us....takes gud care of all of us
man....nv wants us to get into trouble
one de....a damn determined b*t*h who
is so eager to run man(I personally
think u r damn enthu during track n
field training sia....run n run n
run.....siao arhx)A damn caring
captain 4 us and a gud
leader....Anyway....we have already
known each other 4 like 4years plus
plus plus loh....and i will always
remember the days that we spent
together(the days we played soccer
till damn late in skool,the days we
study hard together,the days we go
skool together early in the
morning....And blah blah blah)
Those....are the memories that i will
always keep in my head....And one more
thing....I will personally promote
this man here to all the gals out there
(Gals....Are u all blind?)Tis guy here
really can be a damn gud boifren
loh....he is damn patient
(Lolx....always meet to go out u are
always the earliest!maybe we r all
late thats y....mUahHAhahAHha)he can
seriousLY wait without COMPLAINING~!He
can also save money man(I would really
love to learn that from u)....yeah
yeah yeah.....anyway....HE IS REALLY A
GREAT GUY!!!!i realli love u as a fren
man....So gals/guys out there....he
can be in your list
choices...mUAHahAHahha....And last but
not least....Wish that u will have a
bright future ahead abd all the best
in watcha do man....(P.S....i really
hope that i could end up in the same
JC as u man....realli cant bear to
leave u....mUahAHahaHAHahHAHA)
Ok....Smile Always!!!!:)

Koh Chi Bao, Saturday, March 06, 2004:

Darn i forgot to say u are the nicest
guy i met veri handsome also. Veri
cool. Like yur new hairdo anywae :)

Koh Chi Bao, Tuesday, March 02, 2004:

Well wats up bitch knowing u for 4
years u are the ah lian and the
sewerage at the same time. Oh ya yur
feet really STINKS!

Koh Chi Bao, Monday, March 01, 2004:

URmm tall ppl got smaller dicks? Shang
hoa tell me one anywae like yur
watermelon 1 :) oh ya im gay

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2005-10-02T11:13:00.000-07:00

VANESSA, Monday, March 01, 2004:

hi ! can i add 1 more thing pls ?
haha... jux wanted to say tt i haf a
memory of se wei tt has stuck in my
head till now... ok here goes... we
were playing Truth or Dare in a big grp
then se wei was asked whether he has
masturbated before... & he paused then
wif a stupid expression on his face he
said "once" ... LOL !!!!

se wei... if u dun approve diz... u r
not a male... anyway i haf already told
lots of ppl abt diz incident liao... so
whether u approve or not... not much
diff... hahahahahaha

HuishAn, Sunday, February 15, 2004:

Sewei's has always been the man!! can
run super fast can play soccer super
well and is super talL!! he's kinda
lame but nonetheless he's still a
really good friend. he's really
intelligent and hardworking during
exam periods. thats why u can see all
the white hair on his head all the
time.sewei will always listen to your
problems and he will never hesitate to
offer his helping hand. DT once said
that sewei'll be a good
boyfriend.girls, if u really wanna noe
if that's true, find our urself lar!
he really needs a girlfriend. HAHA

VANESSA, Tuesday, February 10, 2004:

se wei... or "sewarage" as i call him
is somebody who tak boleh tahan my lame
jokes... haha... hez a funny guy not
thru his jokes but frm his face which
is full of stupid expressions thats so
funny... i'll always haf a vision of
him in my mind wearing track pants too
short for him with a New Paper tucked
under his armpits coming for project
meeting... haha... ("o)

SyLviA, Wednesday, February 04, 2004:

AlllloOO, SW arH.....
waD CaN I sAe? Hmm...Wad's uP? How's
the life there? CoOl huh?
Lolz..Huahuaha...Like everybody says n
thinks, he's daMn gOod in RunNin n
SocCer..Of cOz, He's so trained,
hauhuahaa...Everyday of PE, u
know.....lolz..Hmm..thiNks that he's
smaRt tOo..Can lEarN thIngz verY
quIcKly...Hhuahhaa...BUT
---->>>>sometimes damn childish n shy,
too, I guess...
(jk2)...Huhauhauhuaa...Lolz...Likes to
PlaY a lOt...n draw his own
niCk..hehehe....N He LikEs tO saE "I
believe....." riteee? Correct me if
I'm wrong..Lolz...N 1 thING:: When he
writes compo, it is usual that he
alwaes write out-of-point...DunNo
whEthEr iT's tRue aNot..A RatHer
cReaTivE gUy aniwae...

I duN tHInk I knOw hIm tHaT weLL,
thoUgh..
Aniwae, FoLLoW uR dReAmZ k? TakE cArE
n CyA aRouNd...

shanghao, Tuesday, January 27, 2004:

Wah, sewei is like one of the few
bestest buds i have. Remember the days
we studied together... hard work, but i
guess we had fun right. If not for his
help i think i would've REALLY failed
math already. Some people are just born
smart lah... im never really good with
math... it suck, i hated it. But he
made me love it now. When playing
soccer hes like a good whipping boi.
whenever he misses or does something
stupid everyone would like grumble.
haha. On the track he's like a changed
man. damn serious and disciplined.
remember when we ran xcountry, then
amin took over us, we couldn't take it?
haha. fun times. in a nutshell, sewei
is like the bestest, botakest friend
lor. i actually enjoyed his
companionship =p.

Stanley, Tuesday, December 16, 2003:

Se Wei....AcTuALLy He iS a VeRy GoOd
GuY...But SomEtiMeS FeeL Like SLaPPiNg
HiM...LoLx...He iS a TaLL TaLL GuY...So
MuCh TaLLeR ThAn ME.. (-_-)"...MaKe Me
FeeL So SmaLL..HaHaHa...He iS A GrEaT
FrEn Too...

Stanley, Tuesday, December 16, 2003:

Haha...den u really 25 yrs old meh?
lol....i will watch....u got watch lord
of the rings?? i watched the
trailers..the show like very nice...

Jiaming, Sunday, December 07, 2003:

Se Wei, this man is good in soccer. Has
the speed and skills. Likes watching
soccer too. Last time used to train
soccer with him. Time passes. Hope that
next time got chance to play soccer
with you again. Hope you write
something on my testimonial, K? See U
cousin.

Si Jia, Monday, October 20, 2003:

sewei arhhh dunno him very very well..
but, one of my junior.. lol =p
heard tt he's a rather good soccer
player.. and rather tall too.. rocks
on!

Melvin, Saturday, October 18, 2003:

Ok i m da first. Se Wei is a tall
bitch. Yes so what if i'm jealous ?!
He's nice and i dont know what to
say... Get to know him and stop
reading, his personalities are more
than just wordsss...